Top collection of Savage Wishes for Birthday for your Friend

  • My deepest sympathies are with you for the loss of money and youth. Happy birthday!

  • Everyone gets wishers with each passing birthday. I guess, you are the only creature who is getting stupid with every birthday. God bless you and happy birthday!

  • With each birthday, you are getting close to become a senior citizen. Wishing happy birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.

  • Your birthday is the only day when I use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, coolest, for you. Happy birthday, friend!

  • Soon you are going to reach an age when candles won’t fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday oldy!

  • On your birthday, I pray to god to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair falling. Happy birthday!

  • Getting old on your birthday is not a bad thing after all. You will be dead soon and get free from worldly suffering. Happy birthday, friend!

  • The whole tradition of giving birthday gifts is preposterous. I mean, you are basically giving gifts to a person who is going one step closer to death. Happy birthday soon going to die, friend!

  • May you live long enough to terrify your grandchildren with big wrinkles. Happy birthday!

  • Don’t you feel tantalized by the fact that a dashing person like me will give you the birthday gift? Happy birthday buddy!