Top collection of Sarcastic Wishes for Birthday for your Best Friend

  • Happiest birthday to my dearest friend who is now old enough to be called a senior citizen and a cranky old man with a big belly.

  • Considering the pace at which you are aging, pretty soon your legs will be hanging on the grave. Happy birthday my idiot friend!

  • Hey friend, your birthday is the only day on which people actually bless you with sweet words. The rest of the days, you are a laughing stock to them. Happy birthday, dear friend!

  • If I could get a huge gift to you on your birthday, it would definitely be all my problems. Happy birthday, friend!

  • On your special day, I wholeheartedly wish May you live long enough to see my success and you work in my company, and call me a boss. Happy birthday!

  • Even a devil’s heart changes after a certain time. But you are the only being on this planet who hasn’t changed a bit till yet. Happy birthday to the biggest procrastinator in the world!

  • The day you were born your parents would have definitely said, “What a waste of sperm?” Happy birthday, dude!

  • Thought I am always rude to you, I promise I won’t behave rudely on your birthday. I will be unbearable. Happy birthday! May Lord gives you enough money to throw me a party.

  • The only noteworthy achievement of your life is getting born on Christmas when everyone accidentally celebrated your birthday. Happy birthday my boy!

  • I swear to God if I don’t get your birthday party this year, either you will be a dead man or our friendship will end for sure. Happy birthday to the most parsimonious man I know. Happy birthday!

  • I am still waiting for that golden day when others will start wishing you a happy birthday except me. What a loner you are! Happy birthday my best buddy!

  • May the almighty showers everything you want in life except money, fame, and Lamborghini. Wishing you a joyous birthday!

  • Cheers to one more year of being broke, getting old, ugly, and fat. Anyways, happy birthday to you!

  • I am living with the hope that one day I will get to drink unlimited booze and scrumptious food at your birthday party someday. I hope that day arrives before I die. Happy birthday you miser!

  • My lovely friend deserves the best gift on her birthday. The gift of my priceless Hug. What were you expecting? Victoria secrets lingerie. Happy birthday sexy girl!

  • The only thing you can cut well in life is your birthday cake but not my second base. Happy birthday my loser boyfriend!

  • It’s your big day and you are my best friend doesn’t mean I will rope in lavish and exorbitant gifts for you. Just be content with my sweet birthday wishes this year!

  • Happy birthday my dear bestie! I wish you get richer, smarter, and more beautiful with each passing day, but not more than me.

  • Hey girl, you are slowly reaching an age where even plastic surgery couldn’t save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Just learn to live with this fact. Happy birthday!

  • Getting older is always traumatic when you lose money, friends, and charm simultaneously. Oh sweetheart, have my sympathy along with best birthday wishes.