Top collection of Sarcastic Wishes for Birthday for your Best Friend
Happiest birthday to my dearest friend who is now old enough to be called a senior citizen and a cranky old man with a big belly.
Considering the pace at which you are aging, pretty soon your legs will be hanging on the grave. Happy birthday my idiot friend!
Hey friend, your birthday is the only day on which people actually bless you with sweet words. The rest of the days, you are a laughing stock to them. Happy birthday, dear friend!
If I could get a huge gift to you on your birthday, it would definitely be all my problems. Happy birthday, friend!
On your special day, I wholeheartedly wish May you live long enough to see my success and you work in my company, and call me a boss. Happy birthday!
Even a devil’s heart changes after a certain time. But you are the only being on this planet who hasn’t changed a bit till yet. Happy birthday to the biggest procrastinator in the world!
The day you were born your parents would have definitely said, “What a waste of sperm?” Happy birthday, dude!
Thought I am always rude to you, I promise I won’t behave rudely on your birthday. I will be unbearable. Happy birthday! May Lord gives you enough money to throw me a party.
The only noteworthy achievement of your life is getting born on Christmas when everyone accidentally celebrated your birthday. Happy birthday my boy!
I swear to God if I don’t get your birthday party this year, either you will be a dead man or our friendship will end for sure. Happy birthday to the most parsimonious man I know. Happy birthday!
I am still waiting for that golden day when others will start wishing you a happy birthday except me. What a loner you are! Happy birthday my best buddy!
May the almighty showers everything you want in life except money, fame, and Lamborghini. Wishing you a joyous birthday!
Cheers to one more year of being broke, getting old, ugly, and fat. Anyways, happy birthday to you!
I am living with the hope that one day I will get to drink unlimited booze and scrumptious food at your birthday party someday. I hope that day arrives before I die. Happy birthday you miser!
My lovely friend deserves the best gift on her birthday. The gift of my priceless Hug. What were you expecting? Victoria secrets lingerie. Happy birthday sexy girl!
The only thing you can cut well in life is your birthday cake but not my second base. Happy birthday my loser boyfriend!
It’s your big day and you are my best friend doesn’t mean I will rope in lavish and exorbitant gifts for you. Just be content with my sweet birthday wishes this year!
Happy birthday my dear bestie! I wish you get richer, smarter, and more beautiful with each passing day, but not more than me.
Hey girl, you are slowly reaching an age where even plastic surgery couldn’t save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Just learn to live with this fact. Happy birthday!
Getting older is always traumatic when you lose money, friends, and charm simultaneously. Oh sweetheart, have my sympathy along with best birthday wishes.