Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Boyfriend
Happiest birthday to my mushiest pillow, my expert manicure and pedicure person, and the finest feet massager I know. I love you till eternity.
Though you are not even worth a penny, you make me feel like a trillion-dollar woman. What a useless yet lovely boyfriend you are! Happy birthday my boyfriend!
On your most special day of the year, I want to give you the biggest surprise for your birthday. Either you get a job or my parents gonna marry me to someone else. So, did you like the surprise? Happy birthday my awesome boyfriend!
With each passing birthday, you are getting wiser, smarter but also going broke. At this pace, we won’t be able to afford a single burger for a day. Happy birthday, baby!
Happy birthday my sexy boyfriend! Your hot looks can give any actor a run for his money. Unfortunately, that’s not the case with you.
I wish when I kiss you on your special day, your turn into a mufti-millionaire from a broke person. Damn! It doesn’t happen in real life. Happy birthday my boyfriend cum fairy tale frog!
Congratulations on being a burden to one more year on this God’s green earth. I mean you are the only person I have seen without any goals and ambitions. Happiest birthday to my aimless boyfriend!
It’s your happy birthday not the birthday of some prime minister for which so much fuss and hype should be created. Wishing happy birthday to my pansy-ass boyfriend!
Hey sweet boyfriend, the amount of hard work you put on to fulfill your dreams is ridiculous because your only dream is to gobble till wobble. Happy birthday my cute but fatso boyfriend!
If a dollar was given to me for every kiss given by you, I would have surpassed Bill Gates in terms of money. But here I am with all the unpaid bills and debts. Thanks to you sweetheart. Happiest birthday!
Dear sweetheart boyfriend, I was thinking to give something remarkable, something extraordinary, and a surreal gift to you on your birthday. Then I thought, you have me so I canceled your gift. Happy birthday my stunning boyfriend!
Cheers to all the sleepless crazy nights, long trips to the mountains, numerous road accidents, and back to back failures in the examination. I love you darling, and happiest birthday to you!
I can cool down the sun, burn all the ocean, soak the light of all the stars just to make you ultra happy. However, I hate to break a sweat. Wishing happy birthday to my lifelong boyfriend!
Babe, the pace at which your back is going stiff, you will have to use stick pretty soon. Happy birthday my oldy goldy boyfriend!
By profession, you are a goddamn psychologist. However, since the beginning of our relationship, you haven’t read a single thought in my mind correctly. What a disgrace you are for me and for your profession! Happy birthday to my lame yet cute boyfriend!
If loving you like a maniac is a crime, I won’t do it all from now on. I mean, love is fine but being behind the jail bars is terrible. Jokes apart, happiest birthday to the most caring and loving boyfriend in the world!
On your happy birthday, May the almighty give you enough shocks to rewire the glitches inside your brain and you come out as a sane boyfriend. Happy birthday to my pumpkin Lumpkin, honey bunny!
As long as I am getting foreign trips, Starbucks coffee every morning, and good sex every night, I will be your love of life. Relax! I am not a gold digger. Wishing cheerful happy birthday to my cutie pie boyfriend!
My life would have been much happier and zingy if you had walk away the moment you entered in it. Happy birthday, darling! Enjoy the day to the fullest!
May our holy relationship lasts as long as you last in the bed with me. I really got you on this one. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my super sexy boyfriend!