Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Boyfriend Long Distance
It is not the long distance between you and me;it is just you stink a lot; that’s why I maintain distance from you!wishing you happiest birthday love!
So many lice in you hairs; when I stroke them;they all get sieve; I hate you hairs that I believe;wishing you happy birthday my dear love!
Whole in this world if given chance to me I want to sit away from you;I have said many times, you sweat and bit by bit;kindly do something; otherwise I leave;wishing you happiest birthday my cute boyfriend!
Don’t ask me ever again for lunch and brunch;you don’t take me to restaurant;just fakingly preach; if once again you do;I ditch you I believe;happy birthday darling, don’t take serious!
You look smart, handsome and fit;but when you see a cockroach; you all pale and pealed;you look like little kitten in my lap silently beep;happy birthday dear love!
You don’t have place in my heart;if you don’t have money;that’s serious, I damn serious;wishing you happy birthday love!
Deep somewhere there in the corner you are so dumb;I love you but with little disbelief!happiest birthday to you darling!don’t understand me wrong;It is my love pure!
When I marry you; give me your all money;with that I fly with another man;and you just try and try, to reach me and you get fried!It is just love of me dear boyfriend!don’t take serious I love to tease you!
You just brush every day;when you kiss; it is all days’ and nights’ food in your teeth trayed;!birthday wishes to you love; I miss you!
Sometimes I think I break up with you and I want to try with you!Happy birthday love and darling!
I care for you a lot. You don’t understand this. Such a fool you are! And there is another problem with you, why you cross dress yourself? You look so irk. Happy birthday my loving boy!
I don’t need to say anything funny for you because you are the most funniest thing in my life. wishing you roses, kisses and happy birthday!