Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Ex Boyfriend
I paid a great price to be in a relationship with a jerk like you. And the price is my virginity. Nevertheless, wishing happy birthday to not such a terrible ex-boyfriend.
It’s your special day and I want you to take a good bath and brush teeth at least on this day. Happy birthday stinky man.
Finally, it’s your happy birthday and you won’t be getting any gifts and birthday wishes except for me. Happy birthday you piece of crap!
Happy birthday to my cute yet dumb ex-boyfriend who has yet to learn how to act according to one’s age.
On your 27th birthday, I have a valuable suggestion for you. Get a job or better be prepared to become homeless.
Happy birthday to my partner in crime when it comes to eating food sneakily. I still remember those good old days!
Birthdays will come and good, but your shitty and careless attitude will never go away. Happy birthday to my ever-childish ex boyfriend!
If you want a great gift from me on your birthday, you better don’t organize your classless birthday parties from now on. Happy birthday heart breaker!
Whenever I need inspiration in my life, I look up to you. Because there is no one uglier and dumb than you and it makes me feel so good. Happy birthday ex-boyfriend!