Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Ex Girlfriend

  • It’s quite better to wish you a happy birthday rather than saying I miss you. Happy birthday babe and have a blast at your home!

  • Wishing an ex-girlfriend seems quite awkward. However, there are some things in life that need to be done even when you don’t like them doing. Happy birthday to the most terrible ex-girlfriend in the world!

  • Happiest birthday to the person who brought immense happiness to my life by dumping me. May your current boyfriend dump you on your birthday!

  • Life seems great when your ex-girlfriend get hitched with a stupid man. Anyways, happy birthday to the not so terrible ex GF!

  • We are not the same old lovers anymore but I don’t mind being a party pooper at your birthday party. Happy birthday sweetie pie!

  • Whosoever said that we can’t be a great couple was absolutely right. Look at us now, you are a fat woman with two children and I am a successful businessman. Happy birthday to my not so smart ex-girlfriend!

  • Your birthday is one fine opportunity for me to take revenge for spoiling the biggest birthday celebration of my life. But I am not gonna do that. Happy birthday to the grumpiest ex-girlfriend!

  • You are my ex-girlfriend, but that doesn’t mean I will not troll you on your 21st birthday. Be prepared for the ravage baby. Happy birthday!