Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Girlfriend

  • Baby, you have finally hit the age where kids will start calling you an aunt if you don’t marry me now. Happy birthday, my love!

  • After a long arduous wait, you turned 18, and finally, we can make love. Jokes apart, happy birthday, my sexy girl!

  • Congratulations babe for entering the age group where you can party at any bar without showing any ID. Happy birthday, sweety!

  • Your transition from a messed up teenage girl to a messed up adult is laudable. Happy birthday to my idiotic yet beautiful girl!

  • Happiest birthday to the one but not the only love of my life. I mean, I love my mom too.

  • Trust me, baby, 18th is not the cool age as you can get pregnant and your consent can’t do anything about it. Happy birthday, my sexy girl!

  • People say, age is just a number but numbers do matter because I can’t put all the candles on your birthday cake. Happy birthday, girlfriend!

  • It doesn’t matter how old you become. I will keep loving you as long as you don’t get wrinkles on your face. Happy birthday, love!

  • Yes, you are boring as hell. But when you are interesting, you become the most exuberant girl in the world. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

  • You are so sweet that if I were you, I would surely make the birthday cake out of me. Happy birthday, darling!

  • You are the perfect amalgamation of sexiness and beauty. And, I don’t want you to take the first statement seriously. Happy birthday, barbie girl!

  • Sweetheart, on your special day, I want you to give the best ever gift a boyfriend could give to his girlfriend. My attention. Don’t even think about Lamborghini. Happy birthday, babes!

  • After doing painstaking research for years, I can firmly say, you are the wildest creature I have ever witnessed. Happy birthday, sexy girl!

  • Hey girl, has anyone ever told you that your smile is a real killer. It’s so killer that I lost the sense of driving and was about to smash the truck. Jokes apart, happy birthday baby!

  • If I am tom, you are my Jerry. If I am Mickey Mouse, you are Minnie. If I am bread, you better be Jam not butter. Sending the best birthday wishes to my lovely girlfriend!

  • On your 21st birthday, I want to render the most valuable advice to you. Do whatever you love to do, just don’t pregnant; accidentally or intentionally. Happy birthday, girl!

  • I congratulate the sweetest birthday girl for having the most handsome boyfriend in the world!

  • Hey girl, Are you a murderer? Because you kill every time you smile with your eyes. Happy birthday and God bless you with prosperity!

  • Welcome to the 30th club baby! Welcome to the age when you start hating yourself for fading beauty, pimples, wrinkles, and the list is never-ending. Have a marvelous birthday celebration!

  • Your birthday is the perfect time to say bid adieu to your cuteness and welcome wrinkles wholeheartedly. Happy birthday to my cutie pie!

  • My life surely belongs to you but my heart belongs to 1 billion dollars that my dad will leave for me. May you enjoy the birthday like there is no tomorrow!

  • Dear girlfriend, 25th is the age that brings a ton of good things in life. The reduction of social circle, more responsibilities, more debt, less happy moments, and the list is endless. Anyways, happy birthday!