Top collection of Insulting Messages for Birthday for your Best Friend

  • Happy birthday to the person whom I won’t save if aliens attack on us.

  • Whenever I look at you, I think how the hell this person has survived till yet. Happy birthday dude!

  • As long as the sun and the moon are alive, I will keep insulting my best friend. Happy birthday to the most idiotic friend ever!

  • It is my heartfelt wish to lift you up on my shoulders on your birthday. But you are so fucking heavy. Happy birthday fatso!

  • Age is directly proportional to wisdom. In your case, it is inversely proportional. What a disgrace you are! Anyways, happy birthday dumbo jumbo.

  • On your birthday, I strongly wish you get white hair and look like an uncle as soon as possible. Happy birthday dude!

  • If you think life is funny then you are wrong. Just look yourself in a mirror and you will get the meaning of funny. Happy birthday my friend!

  • The best return gift I can get on your birthday is the erasure of your birth date from my memory. Happy birthday!

  • On the auspicious occasion of your birthday, I want to redefine the definition of best friend and throw you out of my life. Happy birthday!

  • The only reason I tolerate your sorry ass is because you throw a damn good birthday party. Happy birthday my boy!