Top collection of Insulting Wishes for Birthday for your Best Friend

  • I hope your birthday turns out to be as awesome as your high school result. LOL, that was terrible. Happy birthday buddy!

  • I guess we both are born only to fulfill the purpose of reminding each other on our birthdays. Happy birthday my loveliest friend!

  • A researcher has said that those who give birthday parties live longer than those who don’t. Now, the decision of the party is on you. Happy birthday!

  • I am super allergic to stupid people. Thankfully, you are not one of them. Happy birthday my lovely friend!

  • You are perhaps the only person in the world who doesn’t pick calls on his birthday. Forget about birthday wishes and gifts if I don’t get a party this year.

  • You bumped into the planet on this day and that’s your only achievement. Happy birthday dear friend!

  • Thank goodness birthday comes only once in a year otherwise the most of my pocket-money would have gone in bringing birthday cakes and candles for you. Happy birthday, friend!

  • Every year, on your birthday, I pray to God to make you wise. It seems like your sins outweigh your good deeds that’s why God is not listening to my prayers. Happy birthday, friend!

  • The only way to remain young in spite of growing old is to keep the child inside you alive. Happy birthday my dearest friend!

  • May you survive long enough to see your teeth falling and others eating your birthday cake. Happy Birthday!