Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Roommate Friend
Happy birthday to the most fantastic and genius roommate who even doesn’t know the difference between a wine and whiskey. What the hell will you do in life?
Hey roomie! On your very special day, I just want to tell you that there is nothing about you I hate, except the whole you. But, I still adore you. Happy birthday crazy dude.
I think you are the only qualified person to become the brand ambassador of the global campaign “save water, save the earth”. Because you take bath only on your birthdays. Many happy returns of the day to the stinkiest roommate!
Dear roommate, can I ask for a small return gift on your birthday? Just get the hell out of this room and allow me to live in peace. You have turned this room to a living and stinking hell. Anyways, happy birthday to you!
A single day is not sufficient to hail and celebrate all your achievements. I mean it takes the heart of a lion to do nothing 365 days a year. Happy birthday roomie! Enjoy your special day to the fullest.
I know you like it when someone throws surprises on your birthday. Let me give you a big surprise for your birthday. No birthday cake, no party, and no gifts unless you give back all the due money. Happy birthday my pitiful roomie!
On your very special birthday, I wish you leave this room and never call me back again. What a pain in the ass you are. Please, gather the courage to give me this return birthday gift. Happy birthday grumpy roomie!
The very first time I met you, I knew you are going to be my room partner for a long time. But, that much terrible? I didn’t expect it at all. I wish you good luck and blessings for your future endeavor!
You are cool, you are smart, you are popular, you are the favorite of girls, but you are all that in your dreams only. Have an awesome birthday celebration roomie!
I used to fill so lucky when I had you as my room partner. Now, it seems like all that luck has gone away from my life. What bad luck you are to me! Still, I love you. Happy birthday to the best roommate!