Top collection of Insulting Wishes for Birthday for your Best Friends
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
My best wishes, best friend. Please don’t blow on the cake too hard, because some of us actually plan to eat it.
For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday.
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!
You, my best friend, totally forgot about my birthday last year, but I wanted to use the occasion of yours to still give you this gift and prove once and for all I’m the better man.
Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.
I hate surprises, so I really hope you have good food at your party. Happy birthday!
What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.
You are a kind, beautiful, and amazing person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these lies on your birthday today!
Dear bud, if you’re not married by this time next year, my gift to you is going to be a mail order bride from Russia.
I won’t lie—I’m only here for the cake. Happy birthday!
Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!
Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday!
What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. Have fun doing it! Happy birthday!
I don’t feel like wishing you a happy birthday. Because, like everyone else, I don’t like reminding you that you are growing old. Happy birthday and stay young!
It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.
There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!
Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.
On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!
I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!
If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!
My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!
You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.