Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Son

  • May you never be a dumb as all boys are so numb. May you have courage to speak what your heart wants. Why boys hide all the way! Awesome birthday wishes for son!

  • Though you think you look like a Brad Pitt and you wanna be a friend of Leonardo DiCaprio, but the problem is; you look like Adam Sandler! Happy birthday son!

  • You feel that you are a tiger but you really are like a crocodile; as your habits says! Though don’t when you improve you be a man of your way. Happiest birthday son!

  • You dress like a crooked man and then you think you want to be with a nice girl. Girls see how you dress rather how you comb your hairs. Be a man of grace than disgrace. Though we love you. Happy birthday!

  • I wish you tell me about your all girlfriends and their numbers. May your private life never be private to us! We give you some bargain though! Wishing amazing birthday wishes for son!

  • How your walk is! You waddle a lot and never think and never thought. Sometimes you feel like a kangaroo. Please don’t be so this. Make your parents proud, not shroud. But the way you do always fun bliss. Wishing love and birthday son!

  • We wish you never get slapped by your girl. Even though you deserve this! Never mind. It is called our bliss!. Wishing birthday wishes for son!

  • May you get lots of gifts on your birthday. But may all your gifts boxes come empty! Loveliest birthday son!

  • We wish you never be weird as you are. May wisdom come to you and you never dance in cloudless rain! Wishing happy birthday son!

  • May you have root canal in your teeth if you eat all the cake that we greet. Awesome birthday wishes for son. Happy birthday!

  • May the spring of youth always be on you showering its blessing but on one condition. You do all household works! Happy birthday dear son!

  • We pray to God may you have less demands provided we only need to give you less money! After all money doesn’t grow on trees! Lots of birthday wishes for son!

  • May you get old soon and we never get to celebrate your birthday! It would be lot of fun actually! Though wishing happy birthday son!

  • Oh the throneless king of a barren land. We wish you happy birthday. Eat at us you beggar! We love you. Tons of birthday wishes for son. Happy birthday!

  • Oh the mickey mouse of our house! May you have a girlfriend like Olive and Bluto always beat you! And you become a sailor of a headless ship! Loveliest birthday son! 

  • You are having white hairs in your head and wrinkled skin. Even you could not lift up yourself; then why celebrate your birthday like a prince! Blessed birthday wishes for son. Happy birthday!

  • All the girlfriends you make, all leave you. May the true one stay. Wishing you love, blessings, kisses and hugs. Happy birthday to our dearest son!

  • Failing in your exams. We don’t worry about it. But we wish you may never fail at your life’s exam. May you pass in the struggle of it. Wishing happy birthday son!

  • May you become a cook of hearts but not of only dishes. May your cooking taste spread around the world. But not your sweat’s smell! Just deo yourself! Sometimes it feels so insane! Happy birthday son!

  • Live the life you want and lead the life as you want. But you always take permission from us! All the loveliest birthday wishes for son!