Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your father from son
It is so strenuous to write a funny birthday wish for you because every funny element pales in front of your funny attitude. You are an integral part of my life. Happy birthday, father!
Congratulations on entering the age group where tilted backs, wobbly knees, and hairless heads are quite a common phenomenon. Be ready to embrace them anytime. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my lovely dad!
No matter how hard you resist to deny reality, you are getting older and bald. Though I still consider you handsome. Happy birthday to you my crazy dad!
People’s income and wealth increase with age and yours are dwindling at an exponential rate. At this pace, you will leave nothing but debt for us. Wishing happy birthday to my miser and broke daddy!
Though you are 50, you look like a 75 years old cranky man. Would you please stop drinking alcohol and eating burgers all the time? Happy birthday dear father!
My lovely father, I think your 50th birthday is the perfect time for you to grow up and stop tickling the funny bones of family members all the time. Happy birthday to my hilarious dad!
Dear father, make sure you can eat as my sweets and pies as possible because as soon as your birthday is over, I will again put you on a strict diet. My mother is super beautiful, I have to make sure my father looks good as well with her. Happy birthday my chubby dad!
I still wonder, how do you manage to land up with my mother? I mean she looks like some angel from heaven and you are an average joe. So lucky of you daddy. Happy birthday and rock the party!
Dear dad, this birthday make sure you don’t leave any stone unturned in opening your fat wallet and throw a freaking good birthday party for us. Please, no more money-saving on your birthday. Wishing happy birthday to my grumpy old father!
Even though I am your son, we both are poles apart personalities. Thank goodness, I have more traits of my mother not of you. Happy birthday to my super amazing father!
Thanks a lot father for giving me good looks and colossal wealth. By the way, when will I have the power of attorney in my hands. Wishing a splendid birthday to my cute father!
It is so difficult to find a birthday gift for a man who has no interest in anything except hot girls. Daddy, your horny nature is getting out of hands. Either control it or you will land up in some serious troubles. Happy birthday to my forever horny dad!
Happy birthday to the most amusing, wisest, and the most broke man in the world. Being intelligent doesn’t mean you can also be rich. Have a rocking birthday celebration father!
The reason I haven’t brought any gift on your birthday is because my pocket money is way too low to cover up even my own expenses. If you want a present from me, increase my pocket right away. I wish you a joyous birthday father!
Happy birthday to my hot-headed dad with a cool heart. Please start working on your unstable mindset. It freaks out all of us.
How wrong I was for considering you as my superhero during childhood. You can’t even lift a gas cylinder. Jokes apart, wishing cheerful birthday to my dazzling father!
It’s your day to go out and party hard like the teenagers. Don’t you dare to flirt with other women or else mommy will kill you before the birthday ends? Happy birthday, father! Have a great one.
Hey dad, it’s time to loosen up your waist belt as we both are set for a drinking marathon on your birthday. No matter who loses, the payment will be done by you. Happy birthday to the best drinking buddy!
You have turned old but the party animal inside you is still quite young and feral. On your birthday, I declare you as the party God. Wishing happy birthday to the coolest father in the world!
Happiest birthday to the family’s most gullible and foodie creature. I have ordered a separate cake for you so that you can eat to your heart’s content. Happy birthday my lovely father!