Top collection of Hilarious Messages for Birthday for your Coworkers

  • There is no denying that you make this horrendous office environment worth tolerating but the farts you release in between are intolerable. Happy birthday to my best office buddy!

  • Hey dear coworker, on your coveted day I wish you the lifetime of opulence and comfort but not the annual employee of the year award. Happy birthday!

  • Heartiest congratulations to the oldest coworker of this organization. Also, congratulations for the birthday bonus and for getting one more step closer to retirement. Happy birthday!

  • Deep down you also know that working with such an extraordinary coworker like me is a sheer honor for you. What more you want in life? Happy birthday, office buddy!

  • A mirthful birthday to one of the closest and the most honest coworkers in the office. May you achieve immense corporate fame but not my bonus and the award!

  • One more birthday celebration in this office insinuates that you have nowhere to go and you suck at what you do. Jokes apart have a glorious birthday party.

  • Dedication, devotion, determination, and diligence are some of the profound qualities which an ideal colleague must have but you don’t have any. Happy birthday and be happy throughout life!

  • I literally feel lucky to work with a compassionate coworker like you from whom I learn so much but couldn’t achieve even a little with that knowledge. What a waste of time you are! Happy birthday!

  • Your ability to learn anything quickly, your relentless working attitude and your punctuality are the biggest causes of distress for the whole office. Happy birthday to my sucky coworker!

  • I still can’t believe how I managed to work with an obnoxious yet caring colleague like you. I must have done some great deeds in the previous life. Fun apart, happy birthday my cool office buddy!

  • Perfect or not, you are one heck of a hilarious guy to work with. May you get only the best things on your birthday!

  • Hey buddy, it’s your birthday, and now is your time to throw away all the work and relax like a king. Anyways, even on the normal working days, you don’t do anything. Happy birthday to my magnificent office buddy!

  • The only best thing about having a helping and jolly employee like you is that the office seems less shit. Happy birthday my wonderful office buddy!

  • As I don’t have many things to give you as the birthday gifts, accept my heartfelt birthday wishes and the years of collated hard-feelings I have for you. Happy birthday and always be cheerful!

  • I am glad that I am a colleague of one of the brightest employees of this prestigious organization. But I am not happy about you taking the performer of the year award every single time. Happy birthday dude!

  • Indeed, you are the most brilliant and technical guy in the entire office but your poky salary makes me laugh again and again. Happy birthday and may you get the job you deserve!

  • For me, you are not just some other co-worker. You are the perfect bootlicker that a boss always wants to feed his ego. Happy birthday and have a fun-filled day!

  • Sometimes, I wonder, you give all your blood and sweat to this organization, and what they give you in return is a stinky and not palatable cake to cut? Your poor fluke. I wish you have a commendable birthday celebration!

  • I know what you need the most as birthday gifts on your special day are courage and the unflinching strength to survive one more year in this shit hole organization. Happy birthday to you buddy!