Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Uncle

  • Whenever I see you, I think and consolidate the fact that we were definitely evolved from Chimpanzees. I mean you just hop on from one point to another so rapidly. Happy birthday my frenzy uncle!

  • Happy birthday to the most freaking awesome uncle who is also the God of wine and chic. May you have a birthday celebration of your lifetime!

  • I swear to God Uncle, if you make me eat that shitty cake of yours one more time, I will stop coming to your birthday. For the love of God, induce some wine, pizza, and burgers. Anyways, happy birthday.

  • The way you live life makes me thank God for not making your son but only your nephew. I am thankful to God for this act. Happy birthday to the coolest yet quirkiest uncle!

  • Hey Uncle, even at this age you are way too dashing and charming. And the lies I just told you are your best birthday gifts. Happy birthday my fat old uncle!

  • Dear Uncle, I am still waiting for the day when you will give me a return gift on your birthday. I don’t want much except half of your property. Have a mesmerizing birthday celebration uncle!

  • Wishing a very happy and astonishing birthday to my one and the only uncle. You are a great husband for my aunt but a terrible uncle for me.

  • As you are well aware of the fact that every nephew has a favorite uncle. I want to say you are absolutely not my favorite uncle by anyway. Happy birthday my parsimonious uncle. God bless you with no money!

  • On your happy birthday, I sincerely pray to God for giving you some more wrinkles, a big tummy, and tons of Grey hairs as the birthday gifts. Happy birthday!

  • Super-awesome, funny, astonishing, knowledgeable, these are some of the qualities that all of my uncles have except you. Happy birthday to the most useless uncle in the world!

  • Today is an exceptional day for both you and me. For you, because it’s your birthday and for me, as you are finally going to throw a birthday party after years of insistence. Happy birthday to the most amazing uncle ever!

  • You are perhaps the only uncle in my knowledge whose mental level doesn’t match with his age. When on the earth you will grow up? Happy birthday my childish uncle!

  • In the future, when I will have nephews and nieces, I will show them your photograph and tell them; you are looking at the most terrible uncle in the world. Jokes apart, many happy returns of the day uncle!