Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Mother

  • You are perhaps the only mother in the whole world who makes me do all the work of your preparation on your birthday. I have yet to savor the birthday vibes to the fullest. Wishing happy birthday to the best mom ever!

  • You are getting old but you are also getting funnier with each passing birthday which is not a good sign for us. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my fabulous mother!

  • Everything about you is perfect but I hate it when you snatch all the money our relatives give to me. Happy birthday to my super funny and stubborn mother!

  • Keep calm! It’s my mother’s birthday. However. She doesn’t remain calm when things don’t happen her way. Happy birthday to my obnoxious yet cute mother.

  • Happiest birthday to the most courageous and fierce woman in the world. I mean it takes immense courage to nurture dinosaurs like kids who eat day in and day. A big salute to you.

  • Hey mother, you have hit the age where gifts, chocolates, and blessings don’t make any sense but a hair wig and wrinkles removal cream surely do. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my super adorable mother.

  • Everything about you has made the whole family proud except your outrageously erotic browsing history. For the love of God, would you please start using incognito mode? Happy birthday my awesome mother

  • It is certainly right that age is just a number but in your case, the number is certainly quite high. Happy birthday my super mommy!

  • You are my favorite parent as long as I am your favorite kid and I get my bribery on time. Happy birthday to you my beautiful mother!

  • Hey mother, you are looking prettier than ever but your nature has become more rampant and baffling than ever. May you continue to become crazy with each passing birthday. Happy birthday my perfect mother!

  • Happy birthday to the person whose cooking skill is worse than a 16 years old teenage girl. I wish you don’t hit the grave pretty soon!

  • So what your face is packed with wrinkles, you were still terrible when you don’t have any. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my forever awesome mother!

  • I hope your happy birthday celebration be packed with fat-free food, alcohol, and crackers. Because, when you have one of them in your hand, things go terribly wrong. Happy birthday, mother!

  • Dear mother, you are the most jovial and peppy person I have ever seen. However, when you smile, your toothless smile scares the shit out of me. May god endows you with great teeth asap. Happy birthday to you!

  • On this day, one of the most significant people of this family was born. It was my grandmother! Of course, you too mommy! Happy birthday!

  • Mom, could you please do my homework. At least today you can do it because it is your birthday. And it is my birthday gift to you, my homework! Don’t mind mom. Happy birthday my strict principal mother!

  • Mom, on your birthday this may come true. May you not ever ask about my girlfriend. I wish it come true. Happy birthday my extra-over taking care mother!

  • Mom, you and my going-to-be wife, May never fight. This is my wish on your birthday for you! You have always been so nice to me mom. Thank you for that. Happy birthday! And never forget your daughter-in-law!

  • Mothers always ask their children when they are getting married. I wish may you never ask and never say me to do! Happy birthday mom! Be happy and be magical as you are forever.

  • I know your love will never die for us. And with it your ever-inquiring nature that brings us headaches. May you swear on your birthday that you never do with us from now on. Happy birthday my Sherlock Holmes-Mother!

  • When I was a kid, mom, you are so beautiful. You still are. But now you are expanding like burgers! Happy birthday dearest mom! Just get shrink!

  • Mom, why you are so angry? When you get angry, you feel like a shrieking bird! I hope you don’t mind, mom. After all, I am your son. Happiest birthday to my calm and serene mother!

  • Mom, you always cook best and tasty dishes. But why you cook father always? He is a kind creature. Let him breathe! Happy birthday my kindest heart mother! 

  • Mom, you change so sudden like weather. Even weather comes with forecast but you without it! Happy birthday mom! And we pray may your weather always be breezy!

  • Mom, could you please give me thousand dollars? I have to buy a gift on your birthday! Wishing all love and happy birthday my parsimonious mother!

  • Be kind. You have always taught this mom. But why you are not kind to me? I wish on your birthday, you give all the freedom I want. Happiest birthday to kindest woman on the earth, my mom!

  • Mother, these days you sound like a radio. You continue speak and speak and speaking. Why you are a radio like, mom? Happy birthday mom! We like and love our radio mother!

  • On your birthday mom, I wish may your all kitty parties get stopped. May you never have it in the house. May your all birds go somewhere else. Happy birthday mother! I dearly love you!

  • Mom, you are getting old. Soon, people call you aunty. How it feels when a woman gets called aunty? A question from your sweet daughter, and yes, wishing you happy birthday!

  • Sometimes, mothers take the benefit of being mother emotionally blackmailing their children. Mom, may you never do it. May, your this wish never come. Happy birthday to our mom from her wise kids!