Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Husband
It feels so just embarrassing how old you look in your 50s and on your birthday I have to stand beside you. It is so awful. Couldn’t you dye your hairs black! But in your 50s your romance is still young. That’s why I like. Happy birthday husband!
Why don’t you just trim your beard on your birthday? I don’t want to feel I’m standing beside a hairy beer! But sometimes you look so macho in your beard. Happy birthday dear husband!
Only on the day of our marriage I realized I don’t want to marry you! But I could not stop it because you had said after marriage you would do all dishes. And that’s was great relief for me! Happy birthday my loveliest husband!
You always have taken me to cheap restaurants. You have webbed in your talking romance and have given me nothing in gift just except this wedding ring. But happy birthday because I know you are the best husband trying to fulfill my all dreams.
You don’t have even a penny of dressing sense. Why don’t you wear a bikini and dance before all guests on your birthday!? But I know you would look cute in bikini too. Wishing you happy birthday husband!
Your honesty has fooled me. I want a diamond ring for me on your birthday! Happy birthday honest husband! Thousands diamond rings I can sacrifice for your honesty.
It feels so distressing that I have to write a poem for you on your birthday. Poetry for you husband? It is so impossible. But I love you. That thing is certain. Wishing you happy birthday poetic husband!
For our whole life I have told one lie. And that lie is “I love you.” I really don’t love you! I just love your soul. Wishing you blessed happy birthday husband!
I want to gift you this walking stick on your birthday provided in your 80s you could walk easily with the help of it. And I think you would definitely like this gift! Happy birthday my so tolerable husband!
All the best food I have ordered on your birthday. When all the guests go, you only have to do all the dishes. From me, your wife, this is your birthday gift! Happy birthday my always listening husband!
When you see yourself in the mirror very clearly, I would suggest, and then you would notice from the front line of your head your hairs are slowly vanishing. I think you would go bald. I would announce it on your birthday! But first lovely happy birthday dear husband!
I swear I don’t love you. More than you, I love our dog Juno. It is incredible. It wags its tail better than you. I love you only when you do like Juno! But for today wishing you happy birthday dearest husband! Just start wagging!
I have taken an oath and promised myself I would never kiss you now for five years. It is your birthday gift! Happy birthday lovely husband!
I know when I am away you miss me a lot. But I want to be completely honest with you husband. I have never missed you for a single moment! But well happy birthday! I hope you don’t mind.
Don’t you think that on your birthday you must give me a gold ring?! It would just cost some four and five months of your salary. Don’t mind! Happy birthday husband!
No one has told you ever before but I want to tell you now. You look like a mongoose actually. Happy birthday my mongoose husband!
I would give you your favorite gift on your birthday and you would give me mine. Do you know what it is? Divorce from you! Ha Ha Ha… Wishing you happy birthday husband!
Sometimes I think that I just would leave you. But then I remember who would wash my clothes, who would clean the entire house, who would broom all the stairs. You come with many benefits my dear husband! Wishing you happy birthday husband!
I wish I have never married you! Now I have known being single is pleasure. But with you, my whole life is a treasure. Happy birthday my treasure husband!