Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Grandfather

  • Happy birthday old man! May God give you a tight hug pretty soon.

  • Hey grandpa, on your birthday, I wish God gives you relief from all the pains you have in life by taking you to heaven. Happy birthday!

  • If I am not wrong, there is not much age difference between you and dinosaurs. Cheers to your 80th birthday my crazy old grandpa.

  • You are sugar, spice but not everything nice. You are one heck of a party animal even at this age. I wish you a happy birthday to the coolest grandfather.

  • Yesterday, you were teaching us that age is just a number. Today, you are lying on the bed with a broken back because of rash driving like a noob. Happy birthday, grandpa!

  • You have lived for so long that even a birthday cake can’t hold all the candles. Happy birthday freakingly old grandpa!

  • God couldn’t be everywhere so he made mothers. God wanted to have fun so he made grandfathers. Happy birthday, grandpa!

  • Like age is just a number, maturity is just a philosophy for my grandfather. I wish you a frolic happy birthday. Be ready for an insane party!

  • Grandpa, I really hate celebrating your birthday because the birthday candles cost me more than the cake. Anyways, happy birthday!

  • I kinda bring a birthday cake for you but I ate it on my way because you don’t have teeth. Happy birthday, old man!