Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Daughter-in-Law

  • Dear daughter-in-law, I think you must stop celebrating your birthday because it’s so daunting to find a perfect gift for a perfect person like you. Happy birthday daughter-in-law.

  • Hey daughter-in-law, as your mother-in-law I need to tell you something. Never ever tell your actual age to anyone, not even your husband. Happy birthday to the ever-youthful daughter-in-law.

  • On the scale of 1 to 100, if I have to give you marks for being a good daughter-in-law, it would be 0. Just kidding! Happy birthday to the prettiest daughter-in-law.

  • Since your mother-in-law works so hard all day long, don’t you think she is the one who deserves gifts and all the lovely wishes? Happy birthday!

  • Most of the intelligent, beautiful, and funny people are born in months with 31 days. Unfortunately, you are not one of them daughter-in-law. Wish you a mirthful birthday!

  • Earlier, I used to give greeting cards on your birthday. This year it’s not going to happen because you didn’t earn the needed points to redeem benefits, LOL! Happy birthday, daughter-in-law.

  • At your age, most of the girls look like a bag of potato. I must say you are in pretty good shape. Always be like this if you don’t want your husband’s interest to plummet in you. Happy birthday to my hot daughter-in-law.

  • I don’t understand why people celebrate their birthday when they know they are moving one step closer to death? Happy birthday daughter-in-law and congratulations on moving one step closer to the cemetery.

  • The most exasperating thing about your birthdays is, you are also becoming lethargic and fat like me with each passing birthday. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my beautiful daughter-in-law.

  • Hey daughter, congratulations on stepping into the age group where you can harness senior citizen benefits. Happy birthday!