Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your 75

  • The way you laugh grandfather, so irritates me. How you laugh is so misguided to me. And your beard is like a spider’s dirty web. Why don’t you shave it? Though we still love you. Wishing 75th happy birthday!

  • Why you so yell grandmother like a living hell? It makes me nervous and you feel like crying baby. I give you all food yet you cry so baby. But I love the most. So much wishes on your 75th happy birthday!

  • So bald you are grandfather. Only two hairs on your head and even they could not consummate to give you more. Do something for your head. Wishing lovely 75th birthday grandfather!

  • You have aged 75, yet you behave like a crazy mind. Don’t you think you need to smart up more. Yet we wish you 75th birthday and love more. 

  • Uncle, you look like so donkey! And aunty says but you are more like money. Don’t you think you are some other animal, not from this earth! Wishing love in abundance and happiest birthday!

  • Why you come to every time to our house, aunty, to chew on our free cookies. You eat all and greet nothing. Yet we love your kindness which so genuine. Wishes on your Happy 75th birthday!

  • How you cross-dress so well look like in your old age you walking a fashion ramp! Though your beauty has wrinkled so but you are the man of man. Wishing you 75th birthday grandfather!

  • Could you please father give me your car? I’m a young lad and you are an old car! Hugs, wishes and love on your 75th birthday!

  • Mother, you are still same as you were before. Your habits haven’t changed as we thought before. You still mix lemon with milk! Wishing you 75th birthday with huge love!

  • Uncle, you look so hot, still in the age of 75. I mean, your old age is so fine! Wishing you happiest 75th birthday!