Top collection of Sarcastic Messages for Birthday for your Best Friend

  • Happiest birthday to the most grasping friend of mine. May God gives all your money to me so that I can throw myself a party at least.

  • The key reason I desperately wait for your birthday is because it is the only day when you throw me a party. What a nincompoop you are! Happy birthday dear friend!

  • Numerous birthdays have passed but there is no sign of maturity in you. When will god spare me from you? Happy birthday to the shittiest yet loveliest friend!

  • You are one of the most handsome, intellectual, and kind-hearted friends. What I just said is purely fictional and has nothing to do with real-life events. Happy birthday, friend! Heaps of hugs to you.

  • Don’t you think my friendship is the biggest birthday gift for you? Don’t even dare to expect a gift unless you through me a party. Happy birthday!

  • I firmly believe in no birthday surprises. That’s why I am telling in you advance that we are not giving you a birthday gift and we expected to be treated like VIP in your birthday bash. Jokes apart, happy birthday friend!

  • I won’t lie a bit — I am at your birthday party just to stuff my stomach with scrumptious dishes. Happy birthday!

  • If Facebook didn’t remind me of your birthday, I would have forgotten about it for sure. Happy birthday in advance and do think about a birthday bash this year at least.

  • Friendship is beyond everything. I mean you are ugly and idiot, still you are my friend. Happy birthday!

  • I so wanted to bring a birthday gift for you but then I thought, this guy is rich and all he needs is blessings. Happy birthday my stupid friend!