Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Cousin Brother

  • What the fun is brother? Just you and me. I wish you a lovely happy birthday and wish you make more fun of you that we laugh a lot.

  • Cousin bro, you don’t look like a pro and more like a hare or more like a goat! How you come like this?! Wishing you happy birthday!

  • Cousin bro, you know what is the greatest pleasure for me? It is to ruin your all things. I love to do so. Though I love you and wishing happy birthday. 

  • Your nature is like so cactus cousin bro and you stink too! Don’t you mind if I take your girlfriend on date on your birthday! Wishing birthday wishes to cousin brother!

  • You know cousin brother, sometimes you suck. You suck so great that I think why you are here in my life. But yet I wish you happy birthday because you are my brother.

  • Brothers always share. They don’t keep secrets from each other. So cousin bro, why don’t you share your pocket money with me! It is okay if you can’t. Yet happy birthday to you!

  • Cousin brother, happy birthday. And I wish on your birthday, may you drink thousands of eggs raw liquid. I think you would like the taste. 

  • Hey cousin bro, loveliest happy birthday to you. May you be as you want to be. But now you look me like a pig!

  • May you long live my cousin brother and enjoy your all birthdays. But I wish on your every birthday I get all the gifts! Happy birthday!

  • I have never seen such a handsome man like you cousin brother. Such a beauty you are. But you are so hairy like you could be a mop too! Happy birthday!

  • Hey my dear bae cousin bro, you have well-built physique, tall and your shoulder are strong too. why don’t you clean all the house! Besides all, happy birthday!

  • Do you know your smile is million worth of money but when you laugh it feels like a donkey is laughing! Besides all, wishing happy birthday!

  • May you get all the success in life my dear cousin brother. And I wish you give all the credit to me! Besides all, wishing happy birthday to dear cousin brother!

  • What I say bro? wishing you happy birthday, success and enjoying life to you and so many prayers to you also. If you don’t mind could you please give me 100 dollars? This is all what it costs!

  • Have beer, have wine, have what you want to drink on your birthday. I wish you too. You just pee outside the home, ok, remember that!

  • You have such a nice face cousin brother that I think you need an ugly cake! Just put it on your face! Happy birthday!

  • You are the star of your family cousin bro. Such a nice personality and manners you have. But why do you spit out from your mouth whilst speaking! Though besides all, wishing happy birthday!